Apparently the buzz created by the young musician Justin Bieber has reached the White House and Michelle Obama has taken note. The kid is having trouble with his life currently and spends his days more in trouble than out of it. Here is the way the american First lady put what she'd be doing if she were Bieber's parent:
Sunday, February 09, 2014
Alexey Sobolev Gets 2,000+ Text Messages From Women All Over The World
When this 22 year old man, Alexey Sobolev, came out to contest with his personal mobile phone number written out in bright blue colours, no one was sure what the outcome would be. Well, he got over 2,000 text messages from women the world over. Many were goodluck messages but trust women to outdo themselves. His phone was also flooded with naked images and texts too graphic to be read to the press...
Macedonia : Pedophiles Face Chemical Castration
Macedonia has passed a law that may yet be the harshest thing pedophiles are going to face globally. A second time offender faces up to 15 years in jail and upon release you'd then be castrated! Yes. They are going to pump anti-androgens into your system over a period of time. That way, the urge to have sex with even a beautiful, curvy woman, even when you are lured will no longer be there. They will turn you to a 'siddon look' mumu. You can be sure that this is coming also to Nigeria. So, flee from meddling with children... Ok?
Five Policemen Slump During Pull Out Parade At Ikeja
We are human afterall. It does not matter whether you are a uniformed personeel or not, once you are exposed to long standing and, sometimes, extreme whether conditions, you faint. Period!
From the picture above, even oyibo police dey follow faint. So, five policemen fainted during the pull out parade of two retired AIGs and five Police Commissioners as if it was contest. Thank God for the immediate application of 'pure' water on their heads, they were all successfully resuscitated. And the show went on...
Read more here.
Katako Market, Zaria Gutted By Fire
Here is what Punch is reporting:
No fewer than 300 shops were destroyed following a fire outbreak at Katako Market, Sabongari area of Zaria in Kaduna State on Sunday.
News Agency of Nigeria reports that the fire, which lasted for a
Saturday, February 08, 2014
Mark Harper, UK Immigration Minister Resigns Over Cleaner's Visa
News filtering in from the UK is that Mark Harper, the country's Immigration Minister has tendered his resignation to the Prime Minister, David Cameron. The resignation was accepted. What caused his resignation was the status of a cleaner he had hired, the cleaner's did not have permission to work in the UK.
Ok! Fast forward to Nigeria, Can a minister resign over a visa infraction by a cleaner. We are here still battling Stella Odua over the N225m BMWs, Diezani Madueke over NNPC scandal without success! This guy is only 43 years old et he has been minister many times over. If na Naija, nothing for this guy, if him never reach 60 years... I mean, at 80, Bamanga Tukur is Chairman of Nigeria Railway Corporation, in Nigeria.
Thursday, February 06, 2014
Over 1,100 Migrants Rescued of The Coast of Lampedusa, Italy In One Day!
When desperate Africans, young men and women, leave home in a bid to get to Europe in search of the golden fleece, the map above captures how many of them go.
Make no mistakes, it's a suicide mission in many respects. The routes are littered with robbers, kidnappers, human traffickers, human organ dealers etc. How about the sea? You are up against Mother nature and most times it swallows them all up in their hundreds.
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