Michelle Obama's Thoughts On Justin Bieber's Travails

                                                     

Apparently the buzz created by the young musician Justin Bieber has reached the White House and Michelle Obama has taken note. The kid is having trouble with his life currently and spends his days more in trouble than out of it. Here is the way the american First lady put what she'd be doing if she were Bieber's parent:

Alexey Sobolev Gets 2,000+ Text Messages From Women All Over The World

                               

When this 22 year old man, Alexey Sobolev, came out to contest with his personal mobile phone number written out in bright blue colours, no one was sure what the outcome would be. Well, he got over 2,000 text messages from women the world over. Many were goodluck messages but trust women to outdo themselves. His phone was also flooded with naked images and texts too graphic to be read to the press...

Macedonia : Pedophiles Face Chemical Castration

                                              

Macedonia has passed a law that may yet be the harshest thing pedophiles are going to face globally. A second time offender faces up to 15 years in jail and upon release you'd then be castrated! Yes. They are going to pump anti-androgens into your system over a period of time. That way, the urge to have sex with even a beautiful, curvy woman, even when you are lured will no longer be there. They will turn you to a 'siddon look' mumu. You can be sure that this is coming also to Nigeria. So, flee from meddling with children... Ok?

Five Policemen Slump During Pull Out Parade At Ikeja

                                          

We are human afterall. It does not matter whether you are a uniformed personeel or not, once you are exposed to long standing and, sometimes, extreme whether conditions, you faint. Period!

From the picture above, even oyibo police dey follow faint. So, five policemen fainted during the pull out parade of two retired AIGs and five Police Commissioners as if it was contest. Thank God for the immediate application of 'pure' water on their heads, they were all successfully resuscitated. And the show went on...

Read more here.

Katako Market, Zaria Gutted By Fire

                                                      
Here is what Punch is reporting:

No fewer than 300 shops were destroyed following a fire outbreak  at Katako Market, Sabongari area of Zaria in Kaduna State on Sunday. 

News Agency of Nigeria reports that the fire, which lasted for a

Mark Harper, UK Immigration Minister Resigns Over Cleaner's Visa

                                             

News filtering in from the UK is that Mark Harper, the country's Immigration Minister has tendered his resignation to the Prime Minister, David Cameron. The resignation was accepted. What caused his resignation was the status of a cleaner he had hired, the cleaner's did not have permission to work in the UK.

Ok! Fast forward to Nigeria, Can a minister resign over a visa infraction by a cleaner. We are here still battling Stella Odua over the N225m BMWs, Diezani Madueke over NNPC scandal without success! This guy is only 43 years old et he has been minister many times over. If na Naija, nothing for this guy, if him never reach 60 years... I mean, at 80, Bamanga Tukur is Chairman of Nigeria Railway Corporation, in Nigeria.

Over 1,100 Migrants Rescued of The Coast of Lampedusa, Italy In One Day!

                                 

When desperate Africans, young men and women, leave home in a bid to get to Europe in search of the golden fleece, the map above captures how many of them go.

Make no mistakes, it's a suicide mission in many respects. The routes are littered with robbers, kidnappers, human traffickers, human organ dealers etc. How about the sea? You are up against Mother nature and most times it swallows them all up in their hundreds.

Police Redeploys Rivers CP, Mr Joseph Mbu

                                               

Finally, finally! Mr Joseph Mbu's time in RIvers State is over.  The man has been redeployed to the FCT. A lot of concern has been expressed regarding the continued stay of the the man as the Police Commissioner. APC , the governor and APC members refused to pass the budget except if Mr Mbu was removed. Well, now, they have their way. may we now move on?

Former Lagos Deputy Governor, Sinatu Ojikutu In Police Net Over N130m Land Sale Scam

                                                

The Special Fraud Unit of the Nigeria Police has arrested a former Deputy Governor of Lagos State, Alhaja Sinatu Ojikutu, who was declared wanted by the unit on June 19, 2013 in connection with the case of obtaining the sum of N130m from one Cajethan Okekearu.

NNPC Yet To Account For $20bn Oil Revenue- Sanusi, CBN Governor

                                             

It's obvious that the last has not been heard of the missing or is it unaccounted for funds accruing to the nation from the sales of the country's crude oil. Frankly, I am confused. Once it comes to accounting for the revenues so many agencies are mentioned and at the end of the day I just wonder how the money won't get missing. Accounting for these revenues appears not to be a straight-forward stuff. Just read the number of agencies Sanusi mentioned in his accusation below. Me I confuse sef but...Oluwa wa!

Timaya Shows Off His Baby Mama

Mama Emma sure looks hot. Timaya please seal the deal. Make her a Legal Mama and not just Baby Mama.

Kenya's BBA 2013 Rep. Huddah Monroe, Acquires Latest Range Rover

Big babe doing big things. Rock your ride girlie. 

That's her ride, 2014 model.

Manchester United! What Has Gone Wrong At Old Trafford?

                                               

I remember Man U during Sir Alex Ferguson time and I shudder at what the club has become. Nearly every negative record has been broken. Stoke City  beat our dearly beloved United... the pride of the EPL.

Muslim Pupils Protest Hijab Ban In Lagos

                                      

Muslim pupils under the umbrella body of the Muslim Students’ Society of Nigeria marched through some major streets in Lagos State on Saturday, protesting against the hijab ban in public schools.

Two Year Mandatory Breastfeeding For Nursing Mothers In The UAE

                                          

You should know that it has become mandatory for nursing mothers to feed their babies with breast milk for, wait for this...two  full years!

Here's one simple reason you should know about this: your husband could sue you if you don't breastfeed!

No Collabo Between Nicki Minaj & KCEE Anytime Soon

                    

Well, for all those spreading the rumour that a collabo was in the works between our very own Limpopo crooner and the American singer, Nicki Minaj, I guess we can all put that aside for now. Reports have it that Harrysong, KCEE actually had a meeting with Nicki in the US to discuss the possiblity of a collabo but issues arose that weren't quite properly handled and both young men were thrown of Nicki's office...

This Nicki Minaj girl too do sef. KCEE, you, just dey here dey sing for us. We like am so and you know American, so called superstars have a terrible condescending attitude. My brother, Ndo nu oh...
More gist below:

All Hail The World's Dirtiest Man!

                                   

Okay. When we don't have our baths in one day we feel terrible, We feel an itch or there. From the look of things, it appears all that is made up. Here's your chance to meet a man who hasn't washed up in decades! The man is Iranian and I just wonder if he prays at all... Did I hear you say this is a case of madness??? Here's the full report:

Indian Man Burns Wife & Daughter to Death Over Sex of Baby

                          

Annu Devi, 22, was breastfeeding her baby daughter at her home in Jharkhand, India, (bottom left) when her husband soaked both of them in kerosene and set them alight. Devi and her baby were found still alive the next morning and were rushed to hospital (top left and right, the baby being held by her mother-in-law) but died from their injuries. Devi's husband had apparently become aggressive after she gave birth to a girl, rather than a boy.

Read more here: Dailymail.co.uk

Deputy Governor of Ondo State Survives Auto Crash

                          

Here is what we are reading concerning the Deputy Governor of Ondo State, Alhaji Ali Olanusi. 

Four persons were on Saturday reportedly killed and a traditional ruler hospitalized in an auto crash which involved the convoy of the Deputy Governor of Ondo State, Alhaji Ali Olanusi at Aponmu-Owena along Ondo road in Akure, the State Capital. 

Luis Aragones, Former Spain Coach Dies At 75

                                             

The other day, it was Eusebio, the Portuguese football legend that passed on. Today it is Jose Luis Aragones Suarez . The former Spanish national team coach Luis Aragones has died aged 75 in Madrid.

The former footballer, who played for Real Betis and Atletico Madrid, took over as the country’s coach in 2004 and led Spain to their first European trophy in 2008 for the time in 44 years.

During his managerial career, that began in the 1970s, Aragones was in charge of top La Liga teams Atletico Madrid, Barcelona, Valencia, Sevilla, Mallorca and Espanyol.

Credit: Euronews

Miley Cyrus' Advice To Justin Bieber

                                        

Of course, you know Miley Cyrus na. Or you don't? Well, she is an American actress and singer. She is the daughter of Country Musician, Billy Ray Cyrus. She made songs like: Wrecking Ball, Adore You and We Can't Stop.

She is a known bad girl who does what she feels like no matter whose ox is gored. Hear her advice to Justin Bieber below.

Powerball Draw Holds Today!

                                 

Powerball lottery is one sure way to become a Millionaire, practically overnight. This year, the winnings are up to $194 million US Dollars! You wanna win...? Well, your chances of winning the Jackpot is 1 in 175,223,510.00!!!

I Changed My Name To Get More Jobs- IK Osakioduwa

                                         

In an interview published by the Punch newspaper, TV personality IK Osakioduwa, \said that he had to change his stage name from Wildchild to his real name so as to get more jobs.

The high-flying MC and Big Brother Africa host also revealed that he spent an extra year in the university owing to the loss of his entire second (sophomore) year results. Did I hear you say 'tell that to the marines'?