Here comes the weekend again!
Step into the world of uncontrollable laughter and humor with these jokes:
How the Bedroom smells after marriage:
First 3 months- Perfumes and flowers
After 12 months- Baby powder, cream, diapers and lotions
After 7 years- Balms and pain killers
If Olive oil is made from Olives and Vegetable oil from Vegetable, the what is Baby oil made from???
Only in maths problems can you buy 50 watermelons and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you.
If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work.
How do you know all men are idiots?...... I married their king!
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
I am sure that I am an awesome singer, but when no one is listening.
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
You hate the moment when you wash your car and it rains later.
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Your future depends on your dreams- so go to sleep.
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